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Planning on Visiting Switzerland?

Posted by Mark Tags:

As we are now expert hosts (I am waiting for Martha Stewart to call and feature me in a multi-million dollar magazine, book, TV show, and world tour extravaganza), I thought I would create a brief questionnaire to assist the chambermaid in preparing for your arrival. Please keep this list handy should you decide to make the trek to Switzerland. The management thanks you in advance for you participation.

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Travel Dossier

How many persons are in your travel group?

What sleeping accommodations do you require? (Please select one choice)

  1. Matrimonial size bed
  2. Separate single beds
  3. One of the above with a couch option for additional guests
What time would you like your wake-up knock on the door? (Please select one choice)
  1. 7 am - 8 am
  2. 8 am - 9 am
What time will you be ready to begin the events of the day? (Please select one choice, keeping in mind any choice outside of the two below will result in being left at home while the rest of us go have fun)
  1. 8 am - 9 am
  2. 9 am - 10 am
How many trips to the chocolate factory in Broc are required?

Do you wish to see where Alli works?

Do you require any special grocery items? (e.g. Something I don't already purchase...like tofu)

Do you need a ride to/from the Geneva airport? (If yes, how desperate are you? If your desperation level exceeds 'somewhat,' please indicate the highest level of schooling you have received and your natural hair color.)

How much luggage will accompany you? (Please list weight in kilograms, as well as number of pieces.)

Do you plan on forgetting anything? (If yes, please don't...otherwise, mail it ahead so you aren't sad upon arrival)

Do you wish to see any specific animals? (If so, which?)
  1. Cows
  2. Goats
  3. Sheep
  4. Marmots
  5. Birds (limited to Swans, Ducks, Seagulls, and Geese)
  6. Everything not listed here (Note: This option is limited to animals no longer capable of moving, as in stuffed.)
Do you wish to see specific geography? (If so, which?)
  1. Alps
  2. Valleys
  3. Lakes
  4. Rivers
  5. Waterfalls
  6. Plains/Fields/Arable Land
Are you comfortable going on spur of the moment adventures to events and festivals that I have no awareness of, except for a sentence or two in French? (If no, why are you coming?)

Do you require currency conversion upon arrival/departure? (Do not expect favorable rates, as I can only provide Euros and/or Swiss Francs and I am unemployed...this is how I make money)

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