A Well Kept Man

This is serious. Please stop whatever you are doing and listen.

We may be moving again to a nicer apartment in the next few days, so please don't mail us anything, store phone numbers in your address books or mobile phones, print Mapquest directions from your house to ours, toilet-paper our balcony, etc.

I will provide new contact information if/when the move occurs. It looks to be like we will have a busy weekend ahead, which probably means no Le Tour de France :( Hopefully my boss will have further directions, explanation, exoneration, pontification, and carbonation at the end of the day.

That is all. Stay classy America!